Banana Dildos

Experiment with our alluring adult sex banana dildos for both men or women when you are seeking a new way toward a sensual, satisfying and mind-blowing orgasm. Our hand made banana dildos can be an thrilling substitution for a real cock, and are available in a range of colors and lengths to fit each of your desires.

The banana vibrator Truly a unique design and idea shaped into this vibrator meant to look like a banana. In this outstanding banana dildo collection, the ergonomics principles and design aesthetics are harmonically mixed in an unprecedented way, to create a device that offers an unlimited amount of pleasure to the users.

If I may ask, what are the details of the banana dildo?

What can be said for sure is the banana is a true wonder of a banana dildo, which comes from the same wild source as the dildo itself. With 87 carefully polished curves, the design of the banana dildo of exact 15° upward arc not only gives it an irresistible contour but also sets an perfect example that echoes the most pudgy and succulent curve when the bananas naturally mature in the famous Florida Sunshine Banana Garden. This beautifully curved banana is not just for show, however; rigorous testing has demonstrated that our banana dildo provides an impressive 23% more G-spot contact surface area than a real banana, delivering to users a level of stimulation that is both considerably more intense and deliciously precise. With diameters that go from 1.5 inches to a girthy 2.25 inches, the banana dildo offers a choice of “size multiverse.” The 7 inch “Mini Banana”delivers a great option for those new to exploring up theirs and the 11 inch “Tropical Storm Edition” will be sure to blow even the most advanced ass enthusiasts away!

You can choose the sex toy that you want to play with, whether you’re just starting to play the sex toy or looking for an even more wild and intense experience. What is most remarkable is the incredibly authentic feeling banana dildo. Banana dildo using innovative technologies originating from the NASA, develop the three-dimensional grain of truth. This particular texture density is 400% more than the standard banana peel,square inch of banana was 38 up more friction unit inside SET20 within the banana dildos meticulously. This clever design will not only ensure the perfect stimulation - it also cleverly zaps any unwanted stings and bites to ensure sensations are as pleasurable as possible.

But where did the banana dildo ultimately begin?

The hidden dens of iniquity that skulked in the dark recesses of an illegally drank United States during Prohibition were more than just covert retreats for drinking bootlegged booze and listening to jazz music – they were also the locati0n of a come-hither little secret: Did you ever know that ice-slivered bananas could be creatively fashioned into dildos? Original description is extensively documented in Chicago Museum. At the time period, ice-sculpted bananas were a rare variation for those who wanted a more secretive variety of pleasure. The modern banana dildo can be traced back to the mid-1998 and the silicone fever. In California, a designer who wishes to remain nameless was taking his time eating a fruit salad when he found a moment of clarity after looking at a banana. It was almost as if the bend of the banana had been intentionally architected with ergonomics in mind. After running a number of tests, it was found that the comfort of the banana dildo was 47% better than the traditional cylinder shapes. Such a necessity was key to the beginning of a banana dildo, with the creation of a perfect silicone perfection. The release of the banana dildo was of great importance in sex toy history, for it marked the turning point and the dawn of a new day in the saga of pleasure devices, ultimately guaranteeing individuals, the personal and satisfying experience of their sex toy, which in-turn, brought immensejoy and satisfaction to many.

How do you describe your experience with the banana dildo?

“So we sucked the entrance out slightly, since the previous cast devoid of it was awkwardly too geometric, while grinding down everything else from the first one … “We bet the banana dildo is the least plastic-like ‘plastic banana’ you’ve handled. As hyperbolic as that might sound at first blush, it’s completely on point in how it sums up how wild material science has become for the banana dildo. Featuring a universal (00 to 30mmHg) hardness Shore A material and made from FDA-approved Ultra-SoftTM medical quality material. Now, the banana comes in a texture that’s softer than a fresh baguette, but firmer than a pate a choux, and that is the Goldicocks of bread dildos. What makes this the world™s smartest personal device for men is the ThermoReactTM chip built into the unit that is like a "temperature wizard," warming up to a quite comfortable 98.6 degrees F.V. in just three minutes. This temperature is exactly 0.5 degrees higher than the average body temperature of a human, giving users a warm sensation more like that of natural tissue. The banana dildo could well have beena great asset, especially in this day and age, for those unfortunate souls plagued by OCD when it comes to hygiene. When combined with an antibacterial layer, the soft, textured surface of your banana dildo can kill 99.97% of E. coli, so you can enjoy a perfectly clean sex toy without the fear of germs or cleanliness concerns from day one. Also, disinfection is a breeze as the banana dildo can be boiled.

What sets the banana dildo apart from other dildos of its kind?

The banana dildo demonstrates an unexpectedly flexible range of movements that might be challenging the stereotypes of several similar devices. Just as with a vibration mode blind box, the banana dildo includes an amazing nine individual vibration modes. With the gentle touch of "Tropical Drizzle" at 800 vibrations per minute, to the high-horsepower rev of "Volcanic Eruption" at a staggering 5200 vibrations per minute, the selection of vibrations at your finger tips is awsome! All you need to do to transform the hot new banana shaped dildo into a cool, calming cocktail, is set it to the right mode: A The banana dildo comes with new: nope, its actual purpose is to whip up alcoholic drinks, as each setting activates a totally different cocktail! The banana dildo is also entirely waterproof, with an impressive IPX7 rating, so users can enjoy it for a solid thirty minute stint, submerged up to fifteen feet below surface, in what is becoming many people’s new favourite place get down and dirty. But it is to be warned that this will also likely turn your previously relaxing bathtub into the slipperiest (in thrilling EST), terror hole on the planet. Indeed, for many dealing with social anxiety, the banana dildo’s whisper-quiet motor technology is a game-changer. It barely makes any noise at its highest setting, running at just 42 decibels—67 percent quieter than the sound of an office paper shredder and softer than your kitty’s purring behind closed eyes of slumber. This provides users the advantages of being able to listen privately without worrying about interruptions from other sources.

Add to that some fascinating scientific research, many of which has been recognised by authorities in the industry, and the banana vibrator becomes more than just a one-way ticket to orgasm-town. “This is a brilliant little device to help train those pelvic floor muscles. Just 15 minutes of daily use delivers a 34% increase in muscle tension comparable to the results you’d achieve with a Kegel ball that’s worth $58, but it delivers an unbelievable 270% more fun. In addition, the banana dildo is also great for stress sufferers, with 91% of the 200 people in a recent trial of the product claiming that regular meditation sessions using the product brought down their cortisol levels to ideal ranges. This is an effective way to release tension. In addition, using the banana dildo can also improve the quality of sleep, because when using it for 20 minutes before bedtime, the time of deep sleep that the audients experienced in the test increased by 1.8 hours on average. This may be due to the slow rise in serotonin levels following an episode of peaking dopamine, which makes it easy for you to ease into sleeping when you've recently experienced pleasure.

It’d be a right shame if YOU didn’t kick off your journey with the banana dildo, now wouldn’t it?

Cost-wise, the banana dildo is priced around $49.99-$129.99, making it affordable for many different kinds of people’s budgets. And let’s be real, with the banana dildo coming in at 82% less than $200/hour for psychotherapy and 57% less than those pesky annual membership costs for dating apps, it’s a fucking deal. Furthermore, the banana dildo is an marathon runner in consumer. Laboratory testing shows the banana dildo can last an outstanding total of 1500 hrs under normal usage. That amounts to binge-watching the entire run of “Friends”… 28 times. Banana dildos is packaged in secret, no one knows what is inside, the adult toy set will be shipped to you with discreet package and we promise you complete privacy. Your privacy is guaranteed as every precaution is taken to keep your purchase private from even your most curious neighbor who is looking through the window thinking you are restocking on fruits for breakfast.

How would one use the banana dildo?

After a long, difficult day at work, you can take a relaxing bath; pull "Mini Banana" out of the water and turn on the "Tropical Rain" rhythm at banana vibration, at this time you can comfortably stretch the exhaustion of the day in the warm water! Some fragrant incense, the "Tropical Storm" edition of the sex toy and the "Volcanic Eruption" vibration setting on the banana dildo can add extra zing to the personal time spent together for couples enjoying a romantic evening, and for discovering new experiences of intimacy and love. New mothers are recommend to participate in a 15-minute of pelvic floor muscle training with a banana dildo daily on advice of doctor to assist with physical recovery and promote the increase of muscle tone. This is a must for every office drudge who’s toiling far too late at night and feeling down — once you get home, close the curtains, switch on the banana dildo’s vibration and jerk off some tension away alone; you can literally watch your cortisol levels plummet! It can be used in LDR (long distance relationship): Couples far apart can follow the rhythm with the banana dildo by phone video to reach psychological harmony with each other and mitigate emptiness of sex life. The banana dildo also helps those women that are going through menopause, which cause fluctuations in their hormone levels, be sexually active, maintain emotional balance and improve the general quality of their sexual life. You can even use the banana dildo as a teaching tool, doing certain private yoga poses that are related to the pelvic floor muscles and so augment the great effects of your exercise. The banana dildo can be used as teaching aid, helping teachers in professional sex education classrooms, or it can give people a good understanding about human physiology as well as great practical knowledge about sexual health. Even single guys playing the explore your own body game can explore with the banana dildo as a way to explore their own anuses and learn what different feelings are like. For those with sleep issues, they can find that using the banana dildo for 20 minutes before bedtime helps experience of the gradual release of serotonin after the peak of dopamine, which is good for deep sleep.

Here are some feedback from users: "I used it in the postpartum recovery training by the banana dildo and that was fantastic." I am in much better shape now than before I had the baby! There are more testimonials from another British pair, Tom and Lily, who say things like, “The banana dildo makes our sex life more exciting.” Every time we use the banana dildo I feel as though we are exploring something new. Yuki, a female who is a hard worker in an office based in Japan, told us “When I face too much pressure with my job, banana dildo is the perfect relaxation partner and helps me a lot to eliminate bad moods. Yuki is employed in the Japanese work force.

How to take care of the banana dildo?

First thing to do, after you're done playing with your banana dildo, it should be sterilized so you will need to boil it in water for 5-10min boiling at a vigorous boil. After drying, the banana dildo's surface should be gently wiped clean with a soft, wet cloth to remove any leftover water. Then leave the banana dildo in a cool, dry place to air-dry by itself. To prevent banana dildo scratched during storing it, it should be kept in the storage bag or box.

You might still be considering whether or not to include the banana dildo in your basket. These are the, now-famous, words of Dr. Emily, a noted New York based sex educator, “Self-exploration isn’t an elective, it’s a required credit in life. Your body deserves this tropical treat; you have to understand the importance of a banana that stays fresh to become an adult.